FROM: radio_free_engineer@...
TO: alt.oneirology.entheogens
SUB: RE[4]: Last Call
Submerged hippopotami. Swimming. Falling. You won't drown if you are wearing our patented design. Available in fourteen colors, but not red, black, yellow or white. The licensing fees make for strange bedfellows. Who is that man behind the bed? Why does he cry so? Is he suffering from a bran deficiency? Do not let it get unruly. Do not let the whiskers touch the sky. Ribbit. I am a frog. I am waiting for a fly. Ribbit. Ribbit. Give me a sign. I am tasty. Burn the toast. Open the windows. Let the pigs out. Answer, say, answer. What did I just say? Never mind. It isn't important. It can't be important while there are still cans in the locker. Look! The passion of petunias. The deviousness of dahlias. Where has the day gone? Have I left the oven on?
=On the RF
"'Di-di-dah-dit di-di-dah.' Now there's a signature for you." —Capt. Francis Spinder
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